Not in the Best of mood..

Hi ya guys...after i long break i decided to filled up all my angst on this blog...URGHHHH!!!

Haiz..Just a side note...sorry JY...promised u i will blog on tues..but i din do it until now..sorry to keep u waiting...so here i am...writing all my complain for all to see again.

A introduction to this angst filled blog. It basically consist of two parts. One is a complain. Second, is a very...urrmm...i-dunno-how-to-explain thing that is happening to my friend. If u wanna noe about it..scroll down more...if not hear me COMPLAIN!! without much further ADO...i shall continue...

COMPLAIN # 1:

*Breath In....Breath Out...Breath In...Breath Out* Okie...should be better now..

Why do I meet a person for dinner if later he/she is going out to meet other friends? Does the question "Hey wanna acc me to eat dinner tonight?" means only eating DINNER? Do i have to List out the things we might be doing?

Me: "Hey later lets meet for dinner, then

1) We go scout for dinner place.

2) We go Carrefour do some marketing for the Sunday Steamboat we are having.

3) If the time permits, maybe can catch a movie?

4) If it is too late..then we sit at coffee place to slack until time permits?"

The ONE : "..but why?"

Me: "Why? What Why?"

The ONE : "Why? Why must there be reasons to go out? Does the human race live in a fake world where we live by promises we set ourselves to?"

Me: "What? WTF? who are you? U are one sick ass..? and STOP wearing shades in the night..."

The ONE : "...but why....?"

Me: *clenched fist...bite teeth un till gums bleed*

Ladies and gentleman..the above corny conversation is relevant..why? Because when i befriend you..i am not befriending a ROBOT who i have to Punch in freaking algorithms just to tell u...i am meeting u for dinner..the rest of the night i am not meeting someone else...because i respect u...so i dun pang seh u after just dinner...where u will be stranded with no place to go ALONE...and have to go back home on a freaking FRIDAY!!

Angry...and worse thing...i have to ditch two groups of people. One group my friends...and another singular ( very dear )entity..who ask me out abit too late..I am sorry guys and girl.

Yes..peiqi if u are reading this..yes scold me a pushover...punch me if u want. And vin..sorry dude..i promise i will keep my promises from now on.

Knn...so remember boys and girls..if i want to meet u for dinner..means i am only meeting u only for the night..dun u freaking dare tell me u going to meet other people at the last minute when i reach the meeting point. Tell me earlier..i am fine...tell it to me when we are meeting a bunch of friends..okie..coz i will not be stranded..so please...i am begging u guys..dun make me a fool lah..

So if previously i made this kind of mistake of pang sehing u after dinner..i am sorry...i will not make it again..so bloody make sure u dun too...
Get it!!

Second, i-dunno-how-to-explain thing :

This is a very BGR problem i encountered when my friend( girl) msn me one day...

Me : Yo wassup?

Girl : hey...can u help me check my BF's telephone list from starhub?

Me : hur what?

Girl : I need u to help me check who have my bf called on his mobile phone..so u gotta call starhub too help me check?

Me : what?!! how the hell am i going to do that?

Girl : I tell u his particulars..then u help me impersonate him..and call starhub.

Me ( tottaly baffled at this moment ) : hur...are u crazy? do u noe i can be charged in court for this?

Girl : U wan to help me or not?

Me : arlow..please...go back to the start of this conversation and review what u just told me..and think whether are u saying things that are sane.

Girl : so are you going to help me?

Me( i realised i am not going anywhere if i explain more ) : er..no

Girl : K i go find someone else...

THank god...i am really for the someone else she ask for..and i pray to Buddha that the guy will be safe and sound.

people if u think the above conversation is ridiculous...please read on the second part. i am still very baffled whether it happened or not. before the narratioon starts just to give a background on her BF. He is a Officer cadet for the Air Force..just graduated and going to be posted to paya lebar airport..with this information u might understand more clearly why the following conversation is sooo absurd.

Me : Yah...wassup?

Girl : hey do u noe where i can sign on for air force?

Me : www.miw.com.sg ...hur..but for what?

Girl : i want to sign on air force lah...

Me : u are mad...u wanna sign on to just to make sure ur BF dun cheat on you?

Girl : Maybe...

Me : Siao...u think u sign on will confirm paya lebar airport...

girl : no meh? i live close mah

Me : yah...there are X no. of military airports and offices of the air force in singapore..u think u will kanna the one and only  paya lebar airport.

Girl : no matter..i can try mah.

Me : Try? DXO positions all need degree...if u be military personnels u gotta go through Basic Military Training. Are u sure?

Girl : No mah..trying to change a environment to work in.

Me : harlow..u got a DIP in business...u are working in a Big company with a great job and salary...u wanna change in to a job where it pays lower and all military and no work experience will be counted if u go out and work?? if u are jobless and need money..i got no say...i will wish u all the best...but with everything above and u wanna sign on? u are mad.

Girl : every decision i make u also disagree...dun wish to argue?

Me : please again...for the second time in three days..review what u have said and then tok to me again.

( 20 mins later )

Girl : I applied for a job...** post as a DXO

Me : ( went to check criteria ) needs a degree and a year of working experience in a field that is not related to you? good luck.

Girl : why? try only mah...my sis also got a job in PR even though she never study in it and no work experience.

Me : hur? ur sis working in the military as a PR?

Then she never reply me after that..okie...as far i as i can remember..her sis was in PR in some private sector...so i dunno what was the link...but ..please...is everyone who is reading this having the same question mark?

 i told peiqi..she laugh and said...why all the girls u meet is like that one..i told jon...ask her to fuck off lah...why bother..i told niki..dun bother about her lah...i ask vin..he laugh and say..siao..

err guys and especially girls...if the guy/girl is so worth so much to do all this things for him/her...either he/she is the son/daughter of bill gates...or u are very very very insecure with urself. Buddha Bless her..

Currently Listening Happenstance By Rachael Yamagata see related

Hiya ppl...today in a quite good mood today...so decided to blog. Actually nothing much to write about. Hmm...i think i write about what i saw today bah.

Went to lunch today on myself( sobz ) and bought sandwiches to makan for lunch. Was walking pass the newsstand when i saw FHM. As a normal, hot blooded guy, i could not resist but to take another look at who the covergirl was. Was a new face...but quite pretty...then in like a split second it DAWN upon me...hahah..i was looking at the controversial blogger in Singapore, Dawn Yeo.

First i was stunned...then i just act cool and just walk pass the newsstand...haahaa...but my mind was whirling with thoughts.

First Thought:

WTF?!! Dawn Yeo is the Cover Girl for FHM?

Second Thought:

Wah...dunno should buy or not?...

Third Thought:

But...she dun look really pretty in the cover...

Fourth Thought:

But got poker cards leh....all pretty girls...haahaa

Fifth Thought:

WTF?!! $7 bucks? ( this thought happened at another newsstand. )

Sixth Thought:

Haiz...i think is time for me to go for plastic surgery...then maybe i will get recognized on this blog and i will appear on  Men's Style!! hahah...or cleo's top 20 bachelor..hahah..sobz... ;p

hahahah...in the end din buy even i went to Borders with vincent. Then went the whole bookshop looking for a christmas present for my colleagues and miss C... in the end also din see anything...haizz...present really hard to buy.

Then smtg stunning happened...or rather coincidental or so to say. I was walking pass the magazine stand with Vincent then deciding whether to buy FHM...then i saw denise keller on the cover of Her World(??). Wah...damn sexy...coz she was wearing a low cut satin(??) and she was quite pretty also.

The moment i turn my head...i saw Denise Keller walking pass in front of me.

First thing i thought...hahah...whoa so qiao...then i thought...damn i should have looked at jennifer aniston magazine...maybe i will see her instead..hahaah (kk....hit me with vegetables and rotten egg now.) hahahah.

but was suprised that denise keller not that tall( she was around my eye level )...coz the tv shows and magazine cover made her looked slender thus having the optical illusion of having a lean tall body. but okie lah..she is pretty in real life...so guys..hahah...dun droolz...buy a copy of the magazine she is in bah..hahahah ;p

Kk...enough of me rumblings..heheheh...see yah guys!! And if you all got chance...listen to Rachael Yamagata...hahah..damn nice.. ;p Buaiz!!

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